The Majesty that is Mrs Queen Elizabeth 2.0 is 90 years young today!
Happy birthday, ma'a'a'a'a'mmmm!
Everyone here at Digitiser2000 hopes it's your best birthday thus far. Here's to another 90 years of your golden reign!
We'd like to make our own special contribution to the celebrations by suggesting a number of birthday gifts that are literally fit for a queen!
Happy birthday, ma'a'a'a'a'mmmm!
Everyone here at Digitiser2000 hopes it's your best birthday thus far. Here's to another 90 years of your golden reign!
We'd like to make our own special contribution to the celebrations by suggesting a number of birthday gifts that are literally fit for a queen!
10. The whole world knows how much you love dogs - so how about this beautiful hound? If you squint slightly, it might even smell like a corgi.
9. Bang! Bang! Those noises are among your favourite sounds... specifically, the sounds of an animal being shot to death for fun. So why not ask your family for a special gun for your birthday? You could get one like this:
8. Woof woof woof! This toy doggie even comes with a model of your favourite daughter-in-law, Princess Lattice.
7. Of course, there's every likelihood that you're The Woman Who Has Everything - given your fortune is estimated in the region of £340 million. In which case, might we suggest a simple fireworks display?
6. Alternatively, how about you get something that you can enjoy with your grandchildren and great-grandchildren - George, Charlotte, Tarquin, Arlington-Cemetary, Ponsonby and Biggles? Kids love video games - and this toy is based upon one of the most popular games around!
5. This isn't a toy. It's just a yellow bum. Sorry, Your Majesty.
4. Perhaps you'd like a lovely dolly? We're sure you can get one of your servants to clean up after it has gone boom-boom.
3. Or how about a right royal pig? You could pretend it's one of your less successful prime ministers.
2. This dolly comes with a bath of lizard slime. You know all about that don't you, Your Majesty? DON'T YOU, YOUR MAJESTY?
1. Lastly, how about a real puppy? As we see here, they're the gift that just keeps on giving!
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