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10 DISTURBING POKEMON COSPLAYS

21/7/2015

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What works when drawn doesn't necessarily work when rendered in real life. There's a reason why the movie X-Men wear black leather rather than the yellow and blue spandex of their comic book counterparts... and that reason is the reason we just mentioned: they'd look, at best, ridiculous. At worst, they'd simultaneously be stupid and terrifying. 

Case in point: cosplay. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes there's just a little too much flesh on show by people who have too little shame. With that in mind, here are ten distressing and ill-considered Pokemon cosplayers who never got the memo. You know: the memo which read "Don't do that".

10. MR MIME
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Mimes are creepy at the best of times. Remove their nose, give them the mumps, and dress them like an ill-considered children's party entertainer, and you have this: the very last thing you'd want to find shuddering and twitching in your bath.
9. DUG TRIO
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What's sexier than a semi-naked, well-muscled trio of gentlemen? Why, making them wear masks that look like a cross between a red-billed duck and a particularly solid and angry stool.
8. PIKACHU
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It's a little known fact that this child's haunting, vacant expression is the very last thing we see before we die.
7. PIKACHU
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Imagine seeing this thing slithering up the side of your house, and disappearing out of view, over the roof... You'd never go home again.
6. PIKACHU
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This shrieking, cagoule-wearing horror has often been described by sailors, clambering about in their rigging, or chewing on hardtack biscuits in the engine room.
5. WEEPINBELL
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This slack-mouthed aberration looks as much like a 1960s Doctor Who monster as it does something you'd rather prefer not to find in your bush.
4. BELLSPROUT
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That skin-tight leotard leaves little to the imagination, though given the absence of any identifiable genitalia, we're assuming his name is ironic. Bellsprout? More like Bell-Lack.
3. MISSINGNO
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Missingno is in fact the unwanted by-product of a glitch in Pokemon Red and Blue - and has taken on something of an unofficial status as an actual Pokemon. Here it is rendered somewhat sinister, by appearing to be nothing less than a camouflaged hide for a sort of urban peeping tom.
2. BLASTOISE
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This might be the single saddest image we've ever seen. Expect to return to this bathroom at a later point, to find Blastoise swinging from a light fitting by his neck.
1. JYNX
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We've covered Jynx before on Digitiser2000 - and recounted the story of how they had to quietly change her skin colour to purple, following accusations that she was nothing less than a dated racist caricature. What we'd never noticed before is just how alarming Jynx actually is, even if you can overlook the xenophobic overtones. That gaping, permanently-opened maw, the zoned-out gaze, the heaving bosom... she's like the discomforting offspring of a lamprey and a Bavarian opera singer.
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5 Comments
Simon
21/7/2015 08:24:37 am

I honestly can't work out which one of these is the worst but at a stretch I would pick Damien at number 8

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neil
21/7/2015 09:14:45 am

Not even sure he's the worst Pikachu. Number 6 in the forensic overalls is particularly terrible.

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Adam
21/7/2015 10:56:25 am

To be fair to Blastoise, he's certainly put the hours into that.

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John
22/7/2015 04:22:39 am

It's not the effort that'll lead to death. It's the realisation of its futility.

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Alec
23/7/2015 02:31:21 am

Let us not forget the soul-chilling porn-Pikachu (Link is Safe For Work):

http://www.avclub.com/article/pokemon-porn-parody-features-character-named-dikac-221075

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