When Mr Biffo was a youth, his local dodgy video man used to drive down his street in a special little van. He was like Santa Claus, if Santa Claus was suave, and a criminal. Once, Mr Biffo saw the dodgy video man delivering bread for Warburtons - evidently his day job - and the magic was dispelled.
Alas, the bootleg DVD market must surely be in freefall now, with the advent of illegal downloading. And that's a real big shame, because no bootleg DVDs means no bootleg DVD artwork, of the sort we highlight for you here... in this lissssst.