Going into shops is awful.
First, there's the queuing. Second, there's the social anxiety of having to talk to the people who work in the shop. Third, there's the indignity of having your debit card refused, due to last night's eBay splurge. Fourth, there's every chance you might catch a virus.
If only vending machines could give you anything you needed...
Well - apparently they can. As this gallery of the world's most extreme vending machines attests.
Ironically, this Swiss machine doesn't actually pay out with china, but it does the next best thing. Dubbed the "Passive Aggressive Anger Release Machine", putting in the correct money tips the china item of your choice over the edge, where it smashes in satisfying fashion, thus dispersing your aggression. So, not only does it push too far, but you won't receive any china in your hand. Now who looks stupid, Decker?