Still, we're here now. Can I get you anything? Strawberry daiquiri? A flute of Armand de Brigand 1967? I assure you that my cellar is quite well stocked.
Tell you what - I'll trust you to leave it to my discretion. Drape yourself over the ottoman, and have a browse of these console hardware cosplayers, while I rustle up a concoction that I promise will set our lips a-tingling.